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Electromagnetic Affection by Usa-Ritsu Electromagnetic Affection :iconusa-ritsu:Usa-Ritsu 115 16 Enjoy Sparkle Cola by Hobbes-Maxwell Enjoy Sparkle Cola :iconhobbes-maxwell:Hobbes-Maxwell 111 10 Mirror Setsuna by pyrogina Mirror Setsuna :iconpyrogina:pyrogina 43 4 BowserHoodie2 sml by tran4of3 BowserHoodie2 sml :icontran4of3:tran4of3 472 29 BonBon's Cyberdeck by Yellowscope BonBon's Cyberdeck :iconyellowscope:Yellowscope 20 10 Pony Musketeer by LordGood Pony Musketeer :iconlordgood:LordGood 240 16 Aspire by vest Aspire :iconvest:vest 4,261 212 Dreaming the truth by caluriri Dreaming the truth :iconcaluriri:caluriri 296 81 Messy Memories by Wadusher0 Messy Memories :iconwadusher0:Wadusher0 569 70 Lava pie by Madacon Lava pie :iconmadacon:Madacon 741 84 Boe-page36 by Shieltar Boe-page36 :iconshieltar:Shieltar 315 266 Descent Into Bronydom by artwork-tee Descent Into Bronydom :iconartwork-tee:artwork-tee 1,336 370 Batman Redesign by AlexTzutzy Batman Redesign :iconalextzutzy:AlexTzutzy 811 23 The Ghost Of 52 by Underpable The Ghost Of 52 :iconunderpable:Underpable 521 45 Fullgrin VS Ferrus Mane by Sanity-X Fullgrin VS Ferrus Mane :iconsanity-x:Sanity-X 108 94 DiscorderlyConduct - Your Freudian Ship Is Showing by peachiekeenie DiscorderlyConduct - Your Freudian Ship Is Showing :iconpeachiekeenie:peachiekeenie 622 152



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Cookie Crumb
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I swear to the gilded halls of the royal castle of the princess Luna and Celestia that one day, ONE DAY, I will flipping remember to post a journal update more regularly than my current schedule of once every few months. Of course that would mean that Im swearing to a purely fictitious location inhabited by a pair of non-existent princess of a pretend land of imaginary talking ponies... so you can probably guess how much water my previous vow will actually hold when put to the test.

If you guessed, "Less than a strainer or some other such hole riddled container", then your probably right.

Damn you procrastination!


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TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2016  Student General Artist
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:Yay! We're here, everypony!
:iconhappytsplz::iconsaysplz:Phew, that wasn't long. I told you we could easily make it on hoof!
:iconstyle1plz::iconsaysplz:Speak for yourself, Twi, you didn't have to carry this cake! It's heavy, you know!
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:Thank you for helping out, Dashie! I couldn't have settled for anything less, after all!
:iconfluttershy-plz::iconsaysplz:Hi... We're here to... wish you a happy birthday.
:iconpinkiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:You said it! Happy birthday!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:And what better way to say "happy birthday" than with a cake? :iconcakepinkplz:
:iconapple-jackplz::iconsaysplz:Why, with a real Apple family apple pie, of course! :iconapplepieplz:
:iconderpyhappyplz::iconsaysplz:With a muffin! Yay! :iconmlpmuffinplz:
:iconraritysmileplz::iconsaysplz:But these, while pleasant to give, mean little by themselves...
:iconrarityiscuteplz::iconsaysplz:What makes them meaningful are our wishes for you!
:iconpinkiesmile2plz::iconsaysplz:Exactly! And we wish for you to have a perfect birthday and a great year ahead of you!
:iconrainbowdashhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't fear any challenges you might face! No matter how bad it may seem, have faith in yourself and keep on being awesome!
:icontwilighthappyplz::iconsaysplz:And while at it, keep a level head and don't lose sight of what's important! Keep the magic of friendship alive in yourself!
:iconapplejackhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Remember your loved ones and friends, an' don't let little things an' worries get you down!
:iconspikethinkingplz::iconsaysplz:We hope that you'll find all you seek and be the best you can be!
:iconrarityjoyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't forget to respect yourself! You're the best at being you, so stay true to what you really are!
:iconflutterpweezeplz::iconsaysplz:And we hope that you'll be at peace with yourself, too... and that the year ahead will be peaceful for you.
:iconpinkiewinkplz::iconsaysplz:And throughout all that, have fun! It isn't fun if you don't have any, after all, and fun it should be!
:iconpinkiepartyplz::iconsaysplz:Just like today! Party on!
TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:Weeee! Today's the day, everypony!
:icontwilightderpplz::iconsaysplz:Pinkie, do we have to teleport in like that every time?
:iconpinkiecuteplz::iconsaysplz:Of course, silly! Else it wouldn't be a proper birthday greeting!
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:Happy birthday!
:iconapplejackplz::iconsaysplz:And it wouldn't be a proper birthday if Ah didn't bring y'all an apple pie, baked by yours truly!:iconapplepieplz:
:iconrarityiscuteplz::iconsaysplz:Let us all give you our best wishes on this occasion and wish you a wonderful year!
:iconflutter-shyplz::iconsaysplz:I hope that you will not run into any trouble this year and that everything will be as good as it can possibly be.
:icondashissuperhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't forget that you're awesome! And that we're all your friends! Keep on rockin'!
:icontwilightliciousplz::iconsaysplz:Always keep the magic of friendship within you. May it bring you as much joy as it brings us!
:iconadorablespikeplz::iconsaysplz:And don't ever feel like you're useless or unworthy! Only you have what it takes to live your life, so don't let anyone or anything else get you down!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:And of course, don't forget to have fun while at it! And speaking of fun...
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:It's time to party!:iconpinkiepartyplz:
Inert-G Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015
Yo, cookie. It's Tezz.
rondome18 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
ODST4900 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday Buddy!
DontAskForCookie Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist
thanks man
TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconpinkiebounce2plz::iconsaysplz:Over here, everypony! My Pinkie sense is telling me they're here!
:icontwilighthappyplz::iconsaysplz:Hi! Pinkie Pie invited us all to her friend's birthday party, and...
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:And that friend is you! Happy birthday!:iconpinkiepartyplz:
:iconapplejackplz::iconsaysplz:Ah've brought an apple pie along for you, sugarcube!:iconapplepieplz:
:iconrarityplz::iconsaysplz:And I, speaking for all of us, wish you all the best in your life and all your endeavours!
:iconfluttershywinkplz::iconsaysplz:I hope that you'll have a wonderful time and that trouble will pass you by.
:iconcutedashsmileplz::iconsaysplz:And no matter what happens, remember that we'll always be your friends. Stay awesome!
:iconponyangelplz::iconsaysplz:May the magic of friendship and all it contains be ever with you.
:iconmlpspikeplz::iconsaysplz:And if you ever feel down, don't forget that that you're the hero of your life's story, and no-one else can be better at it than you!
:iconparty0plz::iconsaysplz:Now come on, you all, it's time to start the party for real!
DontAskForCookie Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist
:D that is unspeakably adorable, thank you very much
Dear magpie: have you ever played xenoblade chronicles?
ninten dash eraqus
rondome18 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
so do you take requests or commissions?
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